Profile short-n-thyck: Ms. Wonderful, Undeniably Different

Basic Information Tell us a bit about yourself.

I Can Speak English
I Would Describe Myself As Read my entire profile to contact me. Single mother of 3. 5'0 tall, smart but not arrogant, has common sense, cultured with a side of funny and imaginative in the dating process. If you contact me and start asking questions that are already here I will know you didn't read it. No pic no response and if you live in another state but don't plan on moving... don't bother contacting me or sending flirts or messages.
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Appearance & Situation What's your present situation? Describe your appearance.

My Body Type Is Thick
My Height Is 5' 0 (1.52 m)
My Eyes Are Brown
My Ethnicity Is African American
My Marital Situation Is Divorced
I Have Kids Yes - At Home
I Want Kids No
My Best Feature Is Eyes
Body Art Pierced... But Only Ear(s), Strategically Placed Tattoo, Visible Tattoo
My Hair Is Dark Brown
I Have One Or More Of These No pets
Willing To Relocate No

Status What do you do?

Personality How do you act? What are your tastes?

Back In High School, I Was A Average Joe
My Social Behavior Is Comedic, Flirtatious, Friendly, Observant, Outgoing
My Interest And Hobbies Are Cars, Cooking, Dining, Family, Games, Learning, Movies, Music, Theater, Travel
My Idea Of A Great Time Is Hanging Out With Friends, Going Shopping, Going To A Concert, Going To A Museum, Playing Video Games, Relaxing, The Movies, Trying New Things, Tv
An Ideal First Date Would Be Any time I can spend with a great guy in an interesting conversation over dinner.

1. Must not smoke, ANYTHING! (No trees, blacks, etc.)

2. Must be single, no separations, girlfriends, wife, etc.

3. Must have a job, real, taxpaying job, car and place.

4. Must not have a criminal record or background. (No serious jail time)

5. Must want to eventually be married, have kids and be prepared to be a father figure.

6. Must have time for me, my children & like cultural events or want to try new things. Plays, theatre, exhibits, kabuki etc.

7. Must not be from ANY foreign country, Africa, Ghana, Barbados etc.

8. Must be literate, no ghettoness, braids, fronts, slang or ebonics. Plain English is good enough for me.

9. What are your short term goals?

10. What are your long term goals?
My Friends Describe Me As Being Friendly, Someone They Want To Be, Cool, Raunchy, Goofy, A Flirt

Views Views on life.

My Religion Is Christian
I Attend Services Once A Week
My Political Views Are Middle Of The Road
My Goal In Life Is Not to fall for the BS of lying men. Don't like my honesty? I'm straightforward and know what I want. For the right person, I'm softer in attitude. And for the record, NEVER ask a woman how much she weighs. it's rude. YOU MUST LIVE IN GEORGIA! NO MORE THAN 10 MILES AWAY FROM THE DOWNTOWN AREA. If it takes an hour to get there you live too far.
My Kind Of Humor Is Clever, Dry / Sarcastic, Friendly, Goofy, Raunchy

Taste What do you like?

On Tv, I Always Watch News, Cartoons, Documentaries, Dramas, Situation Comedies, Movies, Sports, Reality Shows, Soaps, Re-runs
When I Go To The Movies, I Always Go To See A Action, Science Fiction, Comedy, Romance, Drama, Documentary, Family, Animation, Thriller
When Listening To Music, I Always Listen To Country, Rap, Rock, Pop, Classical, Blues, Jazz, Latin, Ambient, Dance, Soul, Gospel
When I Read, I Always Read I Don't Like Reading
My Idea Of Fun Is I'm tired of being tested. It's now my chance to weed out those who do not fit my qualifications.

The following application is an HONESTY test; it will count against you.
Please fill out, cut and paste it in an email and send it to the address given. If you don't know how or don't believe you should go through the trouble;then, you don't need to finish or bother. YOU FAIL.

Real Name:
Age:
Date:
Position applying for:
City you reside in:
Education:
Employment:
Are you willing to relocate?
Date History: (i.e. baby momma, crazy x, etc.) Explain.
Children: How many? Want more? Explain.
Romance level:
****al Proclivities: PDA? Kinky? Voyeur? Exhibitionist? Explain.
Military Service:
Body Art:
Vehicle type:
Valid Driver's license:(Y/N)
Jail/Prison time:Explain:

Looking for What are you looking for in your soulmate?

What Do You Find Attractive? Boldness, Empathy, Flirtatiousness, Good Looks, Great Skills, Humor, Intelligence, Sensitivity, Spontaneity, Thoughtfullness, Wit
What Do You Look For? Honesty...find me on the hoo. There are clues in my profile. I don't and won't respond to profiles with no pics. Nor does it impress me that your profile has ****al inuendos
What Kind Of Relationship Are You Seeking? Committed